Greased Up Butt Babes

With a name like that it’s gotta be good! With a Lore Boy out of the action Ethan and Peter hop to bringing you all the good juicy Overwatch Lore you CRAVE. Ever why does Overwatch do? Well we’ve got the answers inside, so crack open this egg and come get kidnapped by mercenaries with us!

This episode we’re talking robots welding folders shut, the world’s deadliest sniper taking out servers, the Swiss Guard’s newest halberd-wielding role, and we’ll go over patch notes for the new testament (mainly the Jesus nerfs).

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And as always, we owe a dystopian robo-future to Eric Skiff for the use of his song, A Night of Dizzy Spells, as our show’s theme.

Kentucky Flayed Chicken

This week the Lore Boys are diving deeper into one of Ethan’s favorite topics: it’s Dungeons & Dragons lore! We’re talking about the Illithid, an alien race hellbent on eating (and maybe other, less savory things) with YOUR brain!

We find out just how many handlers James needs to live his day-to-day life; we talk about slave-owning, plantation running squids; we discuss possible merchandising options like Lore Boys brine solution; and we reveal our secret mix of phlegms and spices. So stick your tadpoles into our brine pool and cuddle up next to this Elder Brain.

Make sure to follow us on iTunes and across all our social media, Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. Also check us out on twitch if you’ve ever wanted to see us play the games we talk about.

As always, we owe at least one delicious, delicious brain to Eric Skiff for the use of his song, A Night of Dizzy Spells, as our show’s theme song.

Warframe II: It’s Always a Full Moon in Space

Anyone else so surprised that a free to play game would have so many hundreds of hours with such rich and deep lore? I know I sure was! We’re here to talk about everyone’s favorite grind: Warframe. Or, what Destiny maybe should have been but also probably not.

As always our hard-hitting journalistic style leads us to ask important questions such as: Did the “T” in Model T stand for Tenno? Are humans in the future still greedy? If an Ancient Robot only lives in the future is it really an ancient robot? Does it take more than 72 hours to make a baby? All these questions will be answered, so load into your frame and join us for a trip through the solar system!

We sent a moon-ful of children to the void in order to thank Eric Skiff for the use of his song, A Night of Dizzy Spells, as our theme.

Biggie and Blind Guardian Reach the End of Vanilla D

It’s 2018 and we’re bringing planking back! The Lore Boys are here with the (temporary) conclusion to the lore of Bungie’s Destiny. We’re wrapping up Destiny the first as we wait for Destiny 2’s expansions before diving into that.

Today’s topics include but are not limited to: the Vex in an FBI van eating donuts and drinking boiled milk; advice from Biggie Smalls on leading the Fallen; is doritos and cheese curds technically a salad? This episode I struggle with the word presumably, Peter has a stroke and remembers fondly a Shake ‘n’ Bake competitor’s jingle, and James walks us through pranks of the future.

As always, Eric Skiff will be receiving a payment in resurrections via Ghost for the use of our theme song, A Night of Dizzy Spells.