Dark Souls 3: Better Than Fucking Your Cousin Edition

Lore Boys are back after our unexpected vacation, and we’re here with the hot spiciness that is Dark Souls pre-history. We’re talking that Big Soul Energy as we explain the origins of the Dark Soul, the four roommates who fight about it, Gwyn, the Witch of Izaleth, Nito, and the Freaky — ahem, Furtive Pygmy. We talk about why the Lords hate the dragons, why being a dragon and living in a world of gray mediocrity is good, and we talk about why living in the dark is bad.

We’re all descended from ravers anyway, so slap in those earbuds and be the Wendy to our Peter Pan as we take you to see the wonder of the Dark Soul in the heart of the Abyss. Silver medal Ethan explains how lightning bolts work and Peter bad mouths fuck boys.

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Jace Beleren in The Hangover

The Lore Boys are back, Dungeons and Dragons are back, Magic: the Gathering’s back, everybody’s back this week. We’re doing a crossover episode featuring the best of Ravnica: the newly announced expansion for Dungeon’s and Dragons based on a plane in Magic! It’s got everything: spy houses, rival factions, town guards, black holes, sentient paper, sphinxes, races, mazes, dragons, wizards, and even dragon wizards. Grab your lore caps and hop in, because this episode is chock full of goodies.

Ethan gets so excited he can barely speak, Peter compares everyone in House Dimir to cronies in the mob, and Jamie eats his heart out.

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