Lore Boys are back after our unexpected vacation, and we’re here with the hot spiciness that is Dark Souls pre-history. We’re talking that Big Soul Energy as we explain the origins of the Dark Soul, the four roommates who fight about it, Gwyn, the Witch of Izaleth, Nito, and the Freaky — ahem, Furtive Pygmy. We talk about why the Lords hate the dragons, why being a dragon and living in a world of gray mediocrity is good, and we talk about why living in the dark is bad.

We’re all descended from ravers anyway, so slap in those earbuds and be the Wendy to our Peter Pan as we take you to see the wonder of the Dark Soul in the heart of the Abyss. Silver medal Ethan explains how lightning bolts work and Peter bad mouths fuck boys.

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