Let Them Eat Cogs

Lore Boys are back, this time with everyone’s favorite toy-cum-cartoon: Transformers! That’s right, the robots in disguise, at least their prehistory, is today’s topic. We’re talking before the Autobots, before the Decepticons, when all we had were two cousin planets named Unicron and Primus. They may get imprisoned in alternate dimensions which block their FM signals, but not for long! These two get BUSY.

This week we answer what happens when you have a car full of bees and a bird lands on it. Peter activates his Matrix of Leadership, Jamie counts prime numbers, and Ethan claims godhood.

As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you’ll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (FacebookTwitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at loreboyspodcast@gmail.com or just bend yourself into the shape of a car and drive on over to see us (just watch out for James).

Watch Out Myst-Boy You Need Pokerman

Welcome back Lore-Folk, we’re solving puzzles and talking about one of the best selling PC games of all time. We’re talking about the puzzle adventure that is Myst.
Come and flip switches with us that derail trains off their tracks. Causing civilization itself to collapse as trains without tracks could never be stopped. In this episode Jamie checks in with the Millers, Pete checks in with the Beatles and Ethan [JOKE REDACTED]. You can also learn about the dangers of reading!
It’s just your average episode of The Lore Boys Podcast.
As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you’ll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (FacebookTwitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at loreboyspodcast@gmail.com or just wake us up from the deep slumber brought on by Chaos devouring the world.

Sigmar part 3 – The Church of Sigmar and Latter Day Cultists

The Lore Boys are just about ready to wrap up Sigmar’s story with the Age of Sigmar. Hop on board the lore train as we speed towards the conical planets of the Eight Mortal Realms. We take our story from the End Times of Warhammer Fantasy Battle and explain how we end up in the Age of Myth, through the Age of Chaos, and finally into the Age of Sigmar.

On this episode, Ethan leans about magnets, Peter goes fishing, and Jamie bans singing. We talk about everyone’s favorite two-headed god, Gorka Morka, we try our hand at etymology, and we sweet-talk a cyclops.

As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you’ll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (FacebookTwitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at loreboyspodcast@gmail.com or just wake us up from the deep slumber brought on by Chaos devouring the world.

Sigmar part 2 – The Power to Herd Cats

Lore Boys are back with part 2 of our Sigmar Unberogen trilogy! This episode we’re talking about the End Times, led by Archaon the Everchosen, the Three-Eyed King, the Lord of the End Times and the self-proclaimed supreme champion of the four Gods of Chaos who was sent to command the last and greatest Chaos Invasion. If the world of Mallus is full of substitious fools ready to buy into any ol’ pyramid scheme why wouldn’t they buy into a weird and violent cult dedicated to the end of all things?

This episode Peter enjoys Oreo filling with bread crusts, James experiences a miner’s headlamp which can’t be turned off, and Ethan learns that Sonic’s made of ice. So say a quick prayer to Ulric, lace up your crusadin’ boots, and get ready to crack some skulls as we continue on our journey to the Age of Sigmar.

As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you’ll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (FacebookTwitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at loreboyspodcast@gmail.com or collect all six of the Treasures of Lore and use them to bring about the end of all things — we’ll probably show up at some point.

Sigmar part 1 – Blood Ravens vs. Crip Ravens

Lore Boys, Warhammer edition! We’re talking Sigmar Unberogen, big Daddy Emperor himself on this week’s episode. From his humble origins in the Unberogen clan all the way up to fighting off Nagash, Lord of the Dead, and eventually Morkar the first Everchosen of Chaos himself. This episode is part one of two talking about Sigmar, with an upcoming episode describing just how exactly we went from Sigmar leading an Age of Man, to an Age of Sigmar itself, so be sure to tune in for that one.
This episode Jamie learns about the log scale in the hole in the bottom of the sea, Ethan flirts with some necromancers, and Peter ties a bone to his pelvis and threatens to flush it all down. Strap in and let our voices (with some minor audio issues) caress your ears like the sound of creaky bones while you fuck.

As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you’ll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (FacebookTwitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at loreboyspodcast@gmail.com or invoke an ancient ritual to the dead using a cursed crown to summon us for your questioning pleasure.