Boy the Lord of the Rings sure does have a lot of lore. Sauron sure did like to get up to a lot of stuff, like making 19 whole other rings just like the one they made three movies about. We talk about their maker, Celebrimbor, and his work in Sauron’s sweatshops producing cheaply made phones. At least he managed to get his friends some phones before Sauron data-capped them.

This episode Ethan kisses some Orcs, James learns to become a very average wizard, and Peter holds his staff a little too tight.

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