Season’s greetings once again our fellow officers, esteemed members of the press and Lore Folk. We must once again interrupt your holiday season with another tale of crime, villainy and island crabs.
This year’s press conference is in regards to the beating heart of the holidays. Christmas Island.
At time of writing we have discovered important information about the island, the resident crabs, and their connections to the evil men and women we have been trying to apprehend for the past few years.
Agent Miller opens connections to Australia, Chief O’Donoghue gets his own department, and Palmer is not a cop we swear.
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