Author: LoreBoys

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Always Be Sausage Grinding

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Lore Boys back at the ol’ sausage grinder. We’re talking more Magic: the Gathering lore. Specifically, we’re talking about a plane’s poke-evolution from Argentum, plane of maths, to Mirrodin, plane of unlocked liquour cabinets, to New Phyrexia, plane of “You guys gotta leave, my parents are getting home soon”. This is a part four, so […]

15 Minute Fistfight with a Deer

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Lore Boys back with some Monster Hunter lore! This week’s fake history is delving all into the world of Monster Hunter and the big baddies known as Ancient Black Dragons. Get ready to peel off the skin and make yourself some smelly, nightmare inducing armor. Ethan fights a turtle, Jamie skins a cat, and Peter […]

Squares, Rectangles, and Automobiles

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Lore Boys back with the internet’s #1 fake history podcast. We’re taking the Battletoads to court as we discuss Pimple, Zit, and Rash and the world they’ve teleported themselves into. Jamie goes on a pterodactyl ride, Peter finds his evil seductress, and Ethan takes a car to space for the first time ever. As always, […]

Down the Meat Shaft

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Lore Boys are back, with more exciting tales from Magic: the Gathering. The internet’s #1 fake history podcast continues its retelling of the story of Elspeth from the Honor Bound trilogy, the Gathering Forces trilogy, and the Scarred trilogy. This is a part three, so make sure to check out our previous Elspeth episodes before […]

Is Podcasting a Roguelike or a Roguelite?

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The internet’s #1 fake history podcast is back with some, well… real history. We’ve decided to die and come back and try again as we delve into the history of the 40 year old game Rogue, and the genre that is named after it.

Just a few of the titles we talk about:
ADOM
Angband
Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup
Net.Hack
Rogue

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Soiled Undergarments of the Blind Eternities

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Lore Boys are back with more of the internet’s best fake history. We’re talking more Magic: the Gathering canon, while we delve into Elspeth Tirel’s old friend, Ajani Goldmane, and her new ENEMY(??) Koth of the Hammer. This episode has all the hits, mana, Shards of Alara, Nicol Bolas, Karn, Phyrexia, and all the rest.

Make sure you check out our part 1 to this multi-parter, So Long, Gay Malfegor.

For other Magic: the Gathering Lore, check out our other episodes:
Yawgmoth ‘n’ Yams (Urza & Yawgmoth)
The Magnetic Nicol Bolas (Nicol Bolas)
Jace Beleren in the Hangover (Ravnica)
Beans and Blood Everywhere (Karn and the Phyrexians)
Mirari’s Paw (Jeska Part 1)
How Many Bits to Stab Your Sister (Jeska Part 2)
Jeska Thrice Touched Three Times (Jeska Part 3)
No Match for a Net (Jeska Part 4)

Of course, if you liked the episode, we’d love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram. If you wanted to do us a huge favour, please take a minute to leave us a review on iTunes — it’s the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at loreboyspodcast@gmail.com.

Peel Back the Layers of Shakespeare

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Season’s greetings once again our fellow officers, esteemed members of the press and Lore Folk. We must once again interrupt your holiday season with another tale of crime, villainy and island crabs.

This year’s press conference is in regards to the beating heart of the holidays. Christmas Island.

At time of writing we have discovered important information about the island, the resident crabs, and their connections to the evil men and women we have been trying to apprehend for the past few years.

Agent Miller opens connections to Australia, Chief O’Donoghue gets his own department, and Palmer is not a cop we swear.

As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you’ll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.) If you have and information relevant to the Yule Lads please email it to loreboyspodcast@gmail.com.

Take That, Pinball Wizard

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Lore Boys back with the internet’s #1 fake history podcast to talk about another 90s classic: Earthworm Jim! Where did worm come from? How she get a slug for a butt? And, what are you doing with that puppy? For nearly 3 decades we’ve been waiting for those questions to be answered, and finally, we’re […]