All Clams

The Lore Boys are back with another episode. Season three is shaping up to be real hum-dinger with this week’s Fire Emblem episode. Meet all your favourite characters, like Marth, Roy, Ike, Chrom, Robin, and Lucina. At least, meet them as far as we mention all of them, but we do go in depth with Marth lore!
It’s the history or Archanea in sweet and savoury podcast form. We talk about the creation of the Fire Emblem, the Binding Stone, Medeus, Shadow Dragons, Dragon Kings, and so much more Fire Emblem-y goodness. So slam those earbuds in and crank up the volume to learn all about sharkskin, learn about the first person to disavow a certain hate group, and learn the only thing that’s worse than being all thumbs: being no thumbs, which all clams are.

As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you’ll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (FacebookTwitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at loreboyspodcast@gmail.com or accidentally get one of your characters killed and we’ll show up to reset your Gameboy for you.

 

Double Dipping in Space

Lore Boys are back with more great Battletech content. We’re here to learn all about tthe FedCom Civil War! We meet the Queen of Space, and decide she’s probably not important enough to talk about all that much!

We’re talking the key players of Battletech, and answering questions like: Do Chaos-April showers bring May flowers? Will Peter ever be able to stop grinding? Can Smoke Jaguars count? We’ll answer these questions, and more! Just don’t ask us to do any fractions.

For anyone looking to help out the show make sure to follow us and leave a review on iTunes and across all our social media, Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. Also check us out on twitch if you’ve ever wanted to see us play the games we talk about.

Also to Eric Skiff as thanks for the use of their song as our shows theme we’re starting a civil war, and they can pick which side we’re on.

Swedish Chef vs. the Moon Santa

Sometimes you have to wonder how an office-supply store chain relates to a city bent on drinking the blood of alien gods which turns them into paranoid, xenophobic beasts. Well the Lore Boys are here to tell you EXACTLY how. We’re talking Bloodborne lore, and we have all the good tales from Yarnham.

We talk about blood being like prescription drug, the Swedish chefs role in worshipping the Great Ones, moon presents (presumably delivered by Moon Santa), and Jesus’s teachings, namely to “Sit down, be humble, and only eat fish after Lent.” So grab your sword-cane and hop into the world of Bloodborne with us!

For anyone looking to help out the show make sure to follow us and leave a review on iTunes and across all our social media, Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. Also check us out on twitch if you’ve ever wanted to see us play the games we talk about.

And as always, we’re each downing a shot of the incorrect blood type as a big thank you to Eric Skiff for the use of his song, A Night of Dizzy Spells, as our shows theme.

Wyverian Anglo-Saxon Protestant

We’re back with more Monster Hunter lore. We’re here to answer all your questions about the races in the world of Monster Hunter (and, by extension, Monster Hunter World). So grab your Palico, cause this is going to get treacherous.

This episode we cover conception of the three races: dragon-love, fish-love, and guinea-pig love. We ask questions like: is big gun better than big science brain? If there are no old people am I the old people? Is there a height limit for acceptable slavery? What if a people could actually be sustained by being yelled at over the phone while they sat in a cubicle?

For anyone looking to help out the show make sure to follow us and leave a review on iTunes and across all our social media, Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. Also check us out on twitch if you’ve ever wanted to see us play the games we talk about.

We’re having our Palico work a double shift as thanks to Eric Skiff for the use of his theme song, A Night of Dizzy Spells, as our show’s theme.

Kushy D and the Tower of Doom

Lore Boys are back with some fresh hot lore for ya. This week we’re talking about Monster Hunter and the world before World, if you know what I mean. This is a spoiler-free lore cast about the world of monsters before people — the real monsters — show up.

We find out that all dragons are teenagers. We ask what the conversion is of horses to dragons. We talk about the rarest of resources — those located in the butthole — and we meet some old boys who show us a kidney stone on a stick.

For anyone looking to help out the show make sure to follow us and leave a review on iTunes and across all our social media, Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. Also check us out on twitch if you’ve ever wanted to see us play the games we talk about.

We’ve built a dragonator as thanks to Eric Skiff for the use of his theme song, A Night of Dizzy Spells, as our show’s theme.

Greased Up Butt Babes

With a name like that it’s gotta be good! With a Lore Boy out of the action Ethan and Peter hop to bringing you all the good juicy Overwatch Lore you CRAVE. Ever why does Overwatch do? Well we’ve got the answers inside, so crack open this egg and come get kidnapped by mercenaries with us!

This episode we’re talking robots welding folders shut, the world’s deadliest sniper taking out servers, the Swiss Guard’s newest halberd-wielding role, and we’ll go over patch notes for the new testament (mainly the Jesus nerfs).

Please make sure to follow us and leave a review on iTunes and across all our social media, Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. Also check us out on twitch if you’ve ever wanted to see us play the games we talk about.

And as always, we owe a dystopian robo-future to Eric Skiff for the use of his song, A Night of Dizzy Spells, as our show’s theme.

Biggie and Blind Guardian Reach the End of Vanilla D

It’s 2018 and we’re bringing planking back! The Lore Boys are here with the (temporary) conclusion to the lore of Bungie’s Destiny. We’re wrapping up Destiny the first as we wait for Destiny 2’s expansions before diving into that.

Today’s topics include but are not limited to: the Vex in an FBI van eating donuts and drinking boiled milk; advice from Biggie Smalls on leading the Fallen; is doritos and cheese curds technically a salad? This episode I struggle with the word presumably, Peter has a stroke and remembers fondly a Shake ‘n’ Bake competitor’s jingle, and James walks us through pranks of the future.

As always, Eric Skiff will be receiving a payment in resurrections via Ghost for the use of our theme song, A Night of Dizzy Spells.