Soiled Undergarments of the Blind Eternities

Lore Boys are back with more of the internet’s best fake history. We’re talking more Magic: the Gathering canon, while we delve into Elspeth Tirel’s old friend, Ajani Goldmane, and her new ENEMY(??) Koth of the Hammer. This episode has all the hits, mana, Shards of Alara, Nicol Bolas, Karn, Phyrexia, and all the rest.

Make sure you check out our part 1 to this multi-parter, So Long, Gay Malfegor.

For other Magic: the Gathering Lore, check out our other episodes:
Yawgmoth ‘n’ Yams (Urza & Yawgmoth)
The Magnetic Nicol Bolas (Nicol Bolas)
Jace Beleren in the Hangover (Ravnica)
Beans and Blood Everywhere (Karn and the Phyrexians)
Mirari’s Paw (Jeska Part 1)
How Many Bits to Stab Your Sister (Jeska Part 2)
Jeska Thrice Touched Three Times (Jeska Part 3)
No Match for a Net (Jeska Part 4)

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Master of Mankind: M.O.M

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People is actually lizards?!?! (GONE WRONG) – you will NOT believe this

Live from a post-apocalyptic bunker with tin-foil on heads, the Lore Boys are here to bring you the TRUTH. We’re flashing back to the 60s, where a massive alien conspiracy to cover up the TRUTH took place. From Tall Greys and their cheezy secrets, to the Lobstrocities and their role in all this, we don’t […]

Swedish Chef vs. the Moon Santa

Sometimes you have to wonder how an office-supply store chain relates to a city bent on drinking the blood of alien gods which turns them into paranoid, xenophobic beasts. Well the Lore Boys are here to tell you EXACTLY how. We’re talking Bloodborne lore, and we have all the good tales from Yarnham. We talk […]