Our God Has Legs

Lore Boys are back, and Ethan’s hosting, which means we’re talking about Dungeons and Dragons, of course! This episode has all the juicy D&D items you care about: beholders, dancing swords, the Harpers, wizards, Manshoon, necromancy, betrayal, and more. We’re talking the lore of Manshoon, one of D&D’s earliest recurring characters, and his exploits leading up to the Manshoon Wars.
Jamie’s away in Katowice for IEM this week, but Ethan and Peter hold down the fort with the quality lore and goofs we’ve come to expect from ourselves. Ethan explores an ancient barrow looking for an adjective, and Peter blows his hand off while trying to run for city council.

As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you’ll tell your friends and leave us a review on iTunes and the rest our social media (FacebookTwitter, and Instagram.) We wanna hear from you guys, so shoot us an email at loreboyspodcast@gmail.com.

Steampunk and Sandstorm

It’s our Extra Life Charity stream episode! The Lore Boys sat down with @Tigurias87 of the Stranger Lands podcast to talk about their canonical world in 5E D&D, Pilas, and all the monsters come people within it. Grab a drink, hop into a gelatinous cube, and run screaming from a local ginger while we take you through this magical land to meet the world’s tallest gnome.
We talk about the link between ASMR and gingers, Brohamut the Bro God, we tie Shrek into D&D, dragon orgies and how to get invited, and we learn just how tall rat people are in real life. Welcome to the Lore Lands Stranger Boys.

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Double Dipping in Space

Lore Boys are back with more great Battletech content. We’re here to learn all about tthe FedCom Civil War! We meet the Queen of Space, and decide she’s probably not important enough to talk about all that much!

We’re talking the key players of Battletech, and answering questions like: Do Chaos-April showers bring May flowers? Will Peter ever be able to stop grinding? Can Smoke Jaguars count? We’ll answer these questions, and more! Just don’t ask us to do any fractions.

For anyone looking to help out the show make sure to follow us and leave a review on iTunes and across all our social media, Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. Also check us out on twitch if you’ve ever wanted to see us play the games we talk about.

Also to Eric Skiff as thanks for the use of their song as our shows theme we’re starting a civil war, and they can pick which side we’re on.

Torbjorn Into This World

Would you be okay with your war veteran friend, at age 60, taking your 18 year-old daughter on a tour of Europe for months at a time? Something to consider while we dive into another chunk of Overwatch lore! We’re talking about Brigitte and her two daddies — that is, her father and godfather.

Talking points include: swivel chairs from Ikea; the fact that Reinhardt’s tall and that’s good; mobile big buildings made to build big buildings; and Reinhardt on all fours in front of some Dragons. So grab your earbuds and hop in to learn all about Overwatch’s newest hero.

For anyone looking to help out the show make sure to follow us and leave a review on iTunes and across all our social media, Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. Also check us out on twitch if you’ve ever wanted to see us play the games we talk about.

Also to Eric Skiff as thanks for the use of their song as our shows theme, we’ll let you take our daughters across Europe any time you want.

Greased Up Butt Babes

With a name like that it’s gotta be good! With a Lore Boy out of the action Ethan and Peter hop to bringing you all the good juicy Overwatch Lore you CRAVE. Ever why does Overwatch do? Well we’ve got the answers inside, so crack open this egg and come get kidnapped by mercenaries with us!

This episode we’re talking robots welding folders shut, the world’s deadliest sniper taking out servers, the Swiss Guard’s newest halberd-wielding role, and we’ll go over patch notes for the new testament (mainly the Jesus nerfs).

Please make sure to follow us and leave a review on iTunes and across all our social media, Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. Also check us out on twitch if you’ve ever wanted to see us play the games we talk about.

And as always, we owe a dystopian robo-future to Eric Skiff for the use of his song, A Night of Dizzy Spells, as our show’s theme.

Kentucky Flayed Chicken

This week the Lore Boys are diving deeper into one of Ethan’s favorite topics: it’s Dungeons & Dragons lore! We’re talking about the Illithid, an alien race hellbent on eating (and maybe other, less savory things) with YOUR brain!

We find out just how many handlers James needs to live his day-to-day life; we talk about slave-owning, plantation running squids; we discuss possible merchandising options like Lore Boys brine solution; and we reveal our secret mix of phlegms and spices. So stick your tadpoles into our brine pool and cuddle up next to this Elder Brain.

Make sure to follow us on iTunes and across all our social media, Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. Also check us out on twitch if you’ve ever wanted to see us play the games we talk about.

As always, we owe at least one delicious, delicious brain to Eric Skiff for the use of his song, A Night of Dizzy Spells, as our show’s theme song.

Biggie and Blind Guardian Reach the End of Vanilla D

It’s 2018 and we’re bringing planking back! The Lore Boys are here with the (temporary) conclusion to the lore of Bungie’s Destiny. We’re wrapping up Destiny the first as we wait for Destiny 2’s expansions before diving into that.

Today’s topics include but are not limited to: the Vex in an FBI van eating donuts and drinking boiled milk; advice from Biggie Smalls on leading the Fallen; is doritos and cheese curds technically a salad? This episode I struggle with the word presumably, Peter has a stroke and remembers fondly a Shake ‘n’ Bake competitor’s jingle, and James walks us through pranks of the future.

As always, Eric Skiff will be receiving a payment in resurrections via Ghost for the use of our theme song, A Night of Dizzy Spells.