Soiled Undergarments of the Blind Eternities

Lore Boys are back with more of the internet’s best fake history. We’re talking more Magic: the Gathering canon, while we delve into Elspeth Tirel’s old friend, Ajani Goldmane, and her new ENEMY(??) Koth of the Hammer. This episode has all the hits, mana, Shards of Alara, Nicol Bolas, Karn, Phyrexia, and all the rest.

Make sure you check out our part 1 to this multi-parter, So Long, Gay Malfegor.

For other Magic: the Gathering Lore, check out our other episodes:
Yawgmoth ‘n’ Yams (Urza & Yawgmoth)
The Magnetic Nicol Bolas (Nicol Bolas)
Jace Beleren in the Hangover (Ravnica)
Beans and Blood Everywhere (Karn and the Phyrexians)
Mirari’s Paw (Jeska Part 1)
How Many Bits to Stab Your Sister (Jeska Part 2)
Jeska Thrice Touched Three Times (Jeska Part 3)
No Match for a Net (Jeska Part 4)

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