Helghast, Helghast, and Bernstein

Lore Boys here! The internet’s #1 fake history podcast is taking us on a wild ride to Marsneyland, to learn about why you can’t grow bananas on Helghan. We’re talking Killzone lore and all the glowing red eyes and petrocyte that entails! To join the discussion and suggest a topic, check out our Discord. As […]

Soiled Undergarments of the Blind Eternities

Lore Boys are back with more of the internet’s best fake history. We’re talking more Magic: the Gathering canon, while we delve into Elspeth Tirel’s old friend, Ajani Goldmane, and her new ENEMY(??) Koth of the Hammer. This episode has all the hits, mana, Shards of Alara, Nicol Bolas, Karn, Phyrexia, and all the rest.

Make sure you check out our part 1 to this multi-parter, So Long, Gay Malfegor.

For other Magic: the Gathering Lore, check out our other episodes:
Yawgmoth ‘n’ Yams (Urza & Yawgmoth)
The Magnetic Nicol Bolas (Nicol Bolas)
Jace Beleren in the Hangover (Ravnica)
Beans and Blood Everywhere (Karn and the Phyrexians)
Mirari’s Paw (Jeska Part 1)
How Many Bits to Stab Your Sister (Jeska Part 2)
Jeska Thrice Touched Three Times (Jeska Part 3)
No Match for a Net (Jeska Part 4)

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A Man Named Harold and His Tree Named Bob

Lore Boys here bringing you all the news from the pre- and post-nuclear fallout American Commonwealth. Another tale from Bethesda’s Fallout series, we’re telling the story of the Brotherhood of Steel, a paramilitary organization with a serious hard-on for laser tag. We’re talking vats of genetically modified goo, man-eating mutants with human hands for feet, […]

Hingus Dingus Does the Deep Periphery

Lore Boys are back with more Jason Statham slash-fic, by which I mean Battletech lore, of course! We’ve got all the dirty details on Jerome Blake Placid and his jihad. So remember to leave that phone down when it starts ringing, the internet’s coming to get ya. This episode we talk about how hard a […]

Double Dipping in Space

Lore Boys are back with more great Battletech content. We’re here to learn all about tthe FedCom Civil War! We meet the Queen of Space, and decide she’s probably not important enough to talk about all that much! We’re talking the key players of Battletech, and answering questions like: Do Chaos-April showers bring May flowers? […]

Swedish Chef vs. the Moon Santa

Sometimes you have to wonder how an office-supply store chain relates to a city bent on drinking the blood of alien gods which turns them into paranoid, xenophobic beasts. Well the Lore Boys are here to tell you EXACTLY how. We’re talking Bloodborne lore, and we have all the good tales from Yarnham. We talk […]

Wyverian Anglo-Saxon Protestant

We’re back with more Monster Hunter lore. We’re here to answer all your questions about the races in the world of Monster Hunter (and, by extension, Monster Hunter World). So grab your Palico, cause this is going to get treacherous. This episode we cover conception of the three races: dragon-love, fish-love, and guinea-pig love. We […]