There’s Always Futuristic-er

Lore Boys back with the internet’s #1 fake history podcast. We’re dredging up some ancient history with more Battletech lore by popular demand. We’re dropping the needle into the Battle of Tukayyid, with Comstar facing off against the Clans of the Outer Sphere. My money’s on the Ghost Bears, but the Smoke Jaguars might have […]

Always Be Sausage Grinding

Lore Boys back at the ol’ sausage grinder. We’re talking more Magic: the Gathering lore. Specifically, we’re talking about a plane’s poke-evolution from Argentum, plane of maths, to Mirrodin, plane of unlocked liquour cabinets, to New Phyrexia, plane of “You guys gotta leave, my parents are getting home soon”. This is a part four, so […]

15 Minute Fistfight with a Deer

Lore Boys back with some Monster Hunter lore! This week’s fake history is delving all into the world of Monster Hunter and the big baddies known as Ancient Black Dragons. Get ready to peel off the skin and make yourself some smelly, nightmare inducing armor. Ethan fights a turtle, Jamie skins a cat, and Peter […]

Squares, Rectangles, and Automobiles

Lore Boys back with the internet’s #1 fake history podcast. We’re taking the Battletoads to court as we discuss Pimple, Zit, and Rash and the world they’ve teleported themselves into. Jamie goes on a pterodactyl ride, Peter finds his evil seductress, and Ethan takes a car to space for the first time ever. As always, […]

Down the Meat Shaft

Lore Boys are back, with more exciting tales from Magic: the Gathering. The internet’s #1 fake history podcast continues its retelling of the story of Elspeth from the Honor Bound trilogy, the Gathering Forces trilogy, and the Scarred trilogy. This is a part three, so make sure to check out our previous Elspeth episodes before […]

Take That, Pinball Wizard

Lore Boys back with the internet’s #1 fake history podcast to talk about another 90s classic: Earthworm Jim! Where did worm come from? How she get a slug for a butt? And, what are you doing with that puppy? For nearly 3 decades we’ve been waiting for those questions to be answered, and finally, we’re […]

So Long, Gay Malfegor

https://open.acast.com/public/streams/5aa92f7360eeb35459c1d96f/episodes/5fd02bba4d27fc6b65d2c381.mp3 Lore Boys have been summoned to your lands once again for more Magic the Gathering Lore. Untapped and unhinged, this week we’re starting the conversation about Elspeth Tirel, the generally white aspected Planeswalker frequently found chilling in the golden halls of Bant, one of the fancier shards of Alara. We’ll follow her from her […]

Speedrun the Slidescape

Lore Boys back with more fake history! We’re talking a world adjacent to the world of SCP — the world of Remedy Entertainment’s Control and Alan Wake games! Spooky items haunted a ghost dimensions run by bureaucrats. There’s ghosts, guns, and gams in the wild lore of these inventive games. Ethan tries to pick up […]